wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via gayalpha)

collegehumor:

Picking up polo was totally worth the breakup…
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golddiggerr:

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english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign